After 30 Years of Marriage, She Asked Her Husband to Describe Her

 Thirty years of marriage were about to collide with one spectacularly reckless punchline. When a wife asked her husband to describe her, his unusual answer began like the sweetest tribute she could have hoped for. But behind those flattering letters waited three more, and her innocent follow-up question was about to turn romance into a different kind continue reading …of surp… Continues…

One quiet evening, a woman married for three decades asked her husband how he would describe her. He studied her familiar face, then confidently delivered his answer: “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.” Puzzled, she asked what the letters meant. He started strong: “Adorable. Beautiful. Cute. Delightful. Elegant. Foxy. Gorgeous. Hot.” Her smile widened. After all those years together, he apparently still knew how to make her feel special. For a moment, it was a lovely little scene.

Then she leaned closer and asked about the remaining letters. His answer came without hesitation: “I’m. Just. Kidding.” There went the romance—and quite possibly his claim to a comfortable night 

in bed. He had turned a tender exchange into a punchline with astonishing efficiency. Thirty years together had given him confidence, but clearly not caution. The lesson? When the compliments are flowing, quit before the alphabet gets you into trouble.